Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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