I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Ketchup is God's man juice
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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