You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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