I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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