they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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