Whod you bang
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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