Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
ttyl tear gas
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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