So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
