I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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