Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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