I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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