That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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