is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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