Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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