He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize
