Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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