someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
So. Much. Porn.
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