He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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