He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
