batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
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