he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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