@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
