i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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