It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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