I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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