I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
