On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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