Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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