normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I am spending my child support on dildos
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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