hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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