Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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