went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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