Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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