we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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