she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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