I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize