I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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