he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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