Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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