these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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