I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
