FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
So vagazzling was a success
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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