How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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