Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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