guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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