i barfeds in our rink
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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