I feel great
I just peed on a car
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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