Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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