do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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