North Korea, Best Korea!
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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