so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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