D3 body, D1 cock
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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