Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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