just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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