Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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